judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop
and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex
Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.
If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
being in a fandom long term:
urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this
That'll be $4.03
I only have $4...
That's ok, I have the three cents
what are we?
at what point did “shove this up my ass” become the ultimate expression of love